_{Disclaimer: You should have seen this 6hrs before the actual time posted...}

WHoo I'm back! Holy shitz!It's been donkey ages!Best is I couldn't even remember how to start a journal~~

BUT WHAT WAS WORSE WAS THAT MY IMAGES WOULDN'T LOAD! AFTER COUNTLESS HOURS AND ALMOST SPEWING #95021d over my monitor...*faints*

I think the amount of dust accumulated here is hard enough to give a donkey concussion.8D But you might probably say that I'm more likely the one in concussion for having left DA so long...

Actually, I won't say that I'm back yet...It's just that I have possessed someone and am now making the poor chap type this load of shit for me. I have good news people~~! I wanted to post this up ASAP WITH commentary! But if I start typing this right after I received the good news...I would be sleeping with my eyes OPEN. And I would kill innocent kids the day after...Anyways, in the past decade while I was gone, I have managed to come up with...1 DRAWING! 8D That's right! ONLY ONE! How amazing is that? And to top it off,only half of it is drawn by me8D (I can almost imagine everyone's incredulous expressions after reading this...some might even wanna take me to court for this preposterous crime...)  

Last night I received a message from my friend, How ever this person managed to contact a spirit flaws me completely...But...a year's long collab (thanks to yours truly=X) has finally birthed. History is in the making...I even have the exact timing~Okies around 12:01am *best period of time for spirit communication* the holy grail has reached my hands:

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I don't know what kinda expression I made when I saw it...but it must have been contorted and unreadable - face spasm? I...okies I won't start it here. Go read the reasons for my face spasm under the description in my gallery.

Seriously HOLY SHITZ. _{My first ever collab.} And with an artist who I was watching back when I could only draw stickmans. Today I still draw stickmans. I even teach little kiddies how to draw them. You know you are doomed NEVER to be an artist if you can't draw stickmans. Trust me on this. You know you will succeed as one if you can draw hot-looking stickmans.That's the diff.

Getting back on track...I wanna cry and do a OMG!shoutfest. It's too freaking beautiful. Can't stop staring at the eyes. It sees into your SOUL.*____* And the dress is stunning. Makes me wanna redo my portion of the collab again. But it will probably take another half a year. I forgot how to draw and colour yooo~~! OMG, I need to show you guys a close up of the aahhhh-eeeeessss~~ (...Bunny B-- I hope you don't mind me posting this close up...)

_Here:

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Oh did I mention that the people in this collab is ourselves?8D I'm the girl, and my friend is the guy~(since there can't be 2 girls else the pic would look les...) And now that my friend has drawn me like this, I get the opportunity to say... "DAMN, I'm hot!" xDD

There's more by the way~! I printed it out at my workplace and pasted it up on my office window! Ahhh~~~It's a sight for sore eyes. After sessions of teaching kids the art of stickman drawing, this is what I wanna stare at.

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_{My workplace is devoid of colours...plus it's super messy. I cleared it up a bit before taking photo.HEE.=B}

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_{Ignore the fake and gay elephant at the right. Why did I take it together with the collab anyways...}

I have written an essay whoo~~! And my teacher told me I could not. DAmn, she lied to me. I will end off here. For more bg info on the collab piece, refer to my gallery.

_{Used up too much brainpower and energy fighting with image codings...*Dead*}